When I couldn’t find the lyrics to TSA Gangstaz for this post, I had my assistant transcribe them. Enjoy!
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TSA Gangstaz by Zach Selwyn and Eli Braden
Take your laptops out ya bags Woo
TSA Gangstaz up in this aeropuerto
You can’t be bringin that shit on a plane no mo mothafucka get your shit right Word
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
Yo this job pay good
I had it since Easter
and on my breaks I’m bangin that starbucks barista
I take your corkscrews your lighters and your matchbooks dammit
got enough bottled water to save the fuckin planet
got dasani arrowhead evian and sparkling
calatoga poland spring keep my lips so wet
girl i can’t let you bring on more than 4 oz.
unless you wanna show me how your fat booty bounces
here we confiscate your liquids cuz you know they pose a threat
i’ll even confiscate your pussy if i’ll make it too wet
damn i’d hate to see that breast milk go to waste
but you can come right through if you give me a taste
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
I’mma need $50 if you know what I mean
I saw your big ass dildo in my xray machine
mothafuckas take your shoes off before you come through
yo i think this iphone could be used as a weapon
i’ll take your razors nail files and knives of every type
even dvds of blade starring wesley snipes
i’m jacking gold plated pin knife bitch and that’s reality
you better lose that pre-9/11 mentality
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
Yeah we da gangstaz them TSA gangstaz yo we them gangstaz them TSA gangstaz yo we them gangstaz them TSA gangtaz yo we them gangstaz
aw ain’t that sweet you’re flying to Paris with your Mama
tell the bitch to shut up she lookin like osama
don’t even think of coming through if you a terrorist
we got a gay bodybuilder for the male assist
bitch how can i be sure you ain’t a member of al quaeda
now excuse my wand as i slide it up inside ya
airport security has changed since 2001
let me squeeze them titties or else terrorist have already won woo
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
You better buy some more liquor at the duty free
cuz that jonnie walker blue is staying here with me
hey hippie you got a suspicious looking face
let me up in that ass like maria full of grace
you got weed up in your shoe or in your taint or in a locket
by the time you on the plane that is in my pocket
last week i scored my girl some chanel no. 5
lady hand over the perfume or you’re gonna have to drive
leaves in 5 minutes and you’re running late
i’m so fuckin sorry playa get your ass back in line or i’ll lay it on the conveyer
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
Belt Buckle Money Clip Coin Keys Wallet Purse Put Some D’s on it run it through
Yeah we da gangstaz them TSA gangstaz yo we them gangstaz them TSA gangstaz yo we them gangstaz them TSA gangtaz yo we them gangstaz
Thanks for flyin Kanye Southwest mothafuckaz
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TSA Gangstaz on Youtube
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